You
have entered the grey zone
This
is a page devoted to rants, raves and topics otherwise described as
stuff that may be considered
ideas and thoughts that venture into a
"grey zone.........."
I know I don't live in the Matrix
because I have to
struggle through each day like so many others I talk to ... But i think
some people DO live in the
matrix...
I think we
all know someone who, although seemingly undeserving, fall ASS-backward
into 'great
deals...'like the ScariestFRATBOYever
, they
constantly find money on the street, they get "FREE CABLE", &
Their mommy &
daddy
pay for apts. cars and even buys elections for them occasionally... hehe.
Let me just say
if you are getting Free
Cable TV - you're plugged into the matrix baby... somewhere, somehow
someone is pullin'
voltage off of your couch-sittin' cheeto-dust covered body- and
you don't
even realize it.
Me? I know I don't live in the
matrix because I get bills... letters
asking me for money... I don't fall ass-backwards into Sweetheart
Deals Brokered By My Father's Cronies . I sure as hell am NOT in
the matrix because I have bad credit, a bald spot &
will be forced to ride public transportation untill Feb. '05.."But
may-be
it's ah may-trix wiv' in a may-trix..." It's possible, but if I
were in a matrix - let me be like Joe Pantoliano in the first movie
sitting there @ a nice resturant requesting his "new programming..."
for his "life" in exchange for ratting out the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar...
I can't go into details, but if you
combined the lives of Mahatma
Ghandi - Ron Jeremy - Mother Theresa and Bill Gates, you would be
pretty close to my vision of one great life...Having enough money to
help people, the selflessness to ACTUALLY help
people, and one hell of a night life :'D
CONSPIRACY
THEORIES....
ANYBODY HAVE THOSE "CONSPIRACY
THEORY FRIENDS?...." YEAH, ME TOO... One can mention any topic
& they will expound for 20 minutes on
how the warren commision report was a fraud, or the world bank
conspired with "Tony Soprano" Types to profit from
3rd
world debt.... We all have these friends, and I enjoy a
good conspiracy theory as much as the next Fox Mulder, so
here's a funny
conversation I overheard between two homeless guys both of who were missing teeth. By the
way, never take advice from someone missing teeth... FYI... its tainted
info... trust me.
I
was @ a
fast-food resturant that is on more streetcorners than StarBuck$-U know
the company that is profiled in thenewaward-winningdocumentary how2killURselfin30DaysOrLess
It's funny how some people love to scare the crap out of
their
friends...
"You know the trace of
green in your milk-shake? ITS
PHENOL-DITHALIMIDE-BARBINOL-its like a combination of STP Automotive
Fuel
Additive & Herion... it was approved by the FDA in a cloak-N-Dagger
overhaul of the food
additives act....It was the last bill signed into law by then
president
Eisenhower... even after the pardons dude! It sedates, and
preserves humans...that way the RNC can unfreeze Ronald
Reagans head and attatch it to Arnold Swarzzanegers Body
for theTHE ULTIMATE CANDIDATE!!!!
oh yeah dude, it get's worse... "
"This food additive
is 2wice as sweet as honey and was used as a gas to control kids at
rock and roll concerts of the early 50's when dangerous bands such as
the
Kingston Trio and the Everly Brothers and yes, the most evil of all,
Elvis first played huge outdoor shows & then
Pres. Eisenhower authorized it for further research. It was last
seen in public during that fateful August weekend during the
summer of '69... "YOU MEAN....the BROWN ACID INCIDENT?..." Yes my
friend, Woodstock... after the brown acid
scare, the state of New York had no choice, and then Gov. Rockafeller
ordered the stuff sprayed on the crowd...to calm the
kids down... Now its the primary ingredient in GREEN FOOD COLORING for
"St. Patty's Day..." Try to buy Green Food
Coloring...The Gov't makes it all... the reason is due to the large
number of idiot-related St. Patricks Day
problems... so the gov't puts a powerful sedative in all the green food
coloring to control the drunk irish guys on St. Patty's
Day... When Kennedy heard about it he FLIPPED!!!! ... "
Well,
no Kennedy didn't flip, but it shows you how people can be sucked into
"Conspiracy Theories..." like the Illuminati,
the Kennedy assasination
and the Roswell incident.
Come
on, we all know UFO's are real...
I just wish one would land in the middle of the half-time show at the
superbowl... Actually,
a UFO DID land @ the Superbowl, it was just so small, it
was dwarfed by janet's
mis-shapen nipple protruding thru it.
After careful analysis, and at
least 40 minutes of rewinding
the TIVO - I have determined
that is indeed an ALIEN
scout ship from
the planet G-5 in the Orion Cluster.
See?
A UFO DID land @ the
Superbowl ! ! But why has the Biased LIberal Media
and the FCC Simply refused to address the issue?
I could go on, and on, and
on... but this is
enough for now - be sure to check out my links page below...
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